Hallucinogens, not stimulants

You are going to love this comment found in a slashdot thread on the delayed launch of the Apple Music Store inEurope:

« Actually, it's the drugs; the licensing thing is just a cover. No, really. Apple got wind of the fact that most Euros are covered in cocaine [telegraph.co.uk]. Macs are supposed to be associated with hallucinogens, not stimulants. »